Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Real Beautiful Women - New York Edition

Real Hottie

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Real Cutie

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Real Pretty (tie)

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Pretty #2 has cake, so I had to include her!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Real Beautiful Women - Connecticut Edition

Real Cutie

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Real Pretty

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Real Hottie

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Monday, August 08, 2005

Real Beautiful Women - Rhode Island Edition

Real Cutie

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The baby's not hers. I'd love to do a tribute to beautiful single mothers sometime, though.

Real Pretty

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The dog's not hers. I'd love to do a tribute to beautiful single pet-owners sometime, though.*

Real Hottie

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More Real Beautiful Women -Rhode Island Supplement

Thanks to the immense generosity of Camo Girl, I have found some more beautiful women from Rhode Island that weren't on Yahoo personals. To be fair, none of the original three are being replaced. I am adding these two because it's not fair that they weren't in the original sampling, either. The categories are still messy, so I'll just call them Real Pretty Cuties:

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* Bad joke.

Real Beautiful Women - Massachusetts Edition*

Real Pretty

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Real Cutie

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Real Pretty Hottie

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Real Hottie

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Real "Would Have Been A Hottie Had She Not Listed Ohio State Among Her Dislikes In Her Profile" ;-)

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New blonde hair + camo pants + heels = HOT!

* With extra categories because of a tie and a blogger I stumbled across.

Real Beautiful Women - Vermont Edition

Real Pretty

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Something captivating about her, wouldn't you say?

Real Cutie

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Unfortunately, this is the only picture she provided. She'd get the Cutie vote even without the puppy.

Real Hottie

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Real Beautiful Women - New Hampshire Edition

I've spent a lot of time in New Hampshire, and remember seeing plenty of attractive women there, but for some reason I had a hard time finding women for this week's edition. I actually searched 5 metro areas instead of just one. Anyway, here they are:

Real Pretty

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Yeah, she's a body builder, but I don't consider that an unhealthy body image. Plus, she looks a lot like Maureen McCormick, so I had to use her! If anyone thinks that she has breast implants (as many female body builders do) then lodge a protest. There is a first runner-up candidate.

UPDATE: Real Pretty Alternate

If the woman holding the title of Real Pretty this week should, for any reason, be unable to fulfill her duties, then this woman will become the title-holder.

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She's more borderline Cutie/Hottie to me, but she's all I have in the event of a disqualification.

Real Cutie

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The suit of armor gave her an edge. (Looks like she was practicing swordplay in the apartment in that first pic!)

Real Hottie

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Oh yeah.

Real Beautiful Women - Maine Edition

1. Real Pretty

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2. Real Cutie

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3. Real Hottie

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I almost didn't pick her because of the seductiveness of the pose. I also don't want to imply that larger women can be "cute" and "pretty", but only thin women that give sultry looks can be labeled "hot". I won't waste your time trying to explain what those terms mean to me. Suffice it to say that I put them all on an equal footing, but the terms are NOT interchangeable. Sometimes you just gotta use different words for different women (or men, I guess) that you see. We'll see how this triumvirate system works.